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You remember Brad Holmes & Shane McConkey rapping in MSP films, right?  Where did they get the idea to rap in a ski flick?  They likely got it from Shaun Farmer.  We have to say that Shaun’s rap beats any other ski/board rap video we’ve seen.

This is Shaun Farmer rapping and tearing apart mountains in Critical Conditions in 1991.

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  1. -6 Vote -1 Vote +1HaytinHater
    says:

    So much cooler than skiing squaw

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  2. +5 Vote -1 Vote +1Mr Extreme
    says:

    THE FIZZ is the SHIZZ!
    Nice Résumé………How many jobs did it land you?

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  3. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1check in to a motel 6
    says:

    and kick the walls out, when I’m ragin on my stick I’m going balls out.
    Dude is one of a kind, miss those days. thanks for the recent posts…

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  4. +11 Vote -1 Vote +1Mr Extreme
    says:

    Sing along……………well almost, could get them all.

    This is the greatest fuck’n rhyme of all time, drill a hole in your head and pour it into your mind, and inject it into your brain I’m talking mainline, ‘cos I can lock in on a topic, just like a smith grind.
    Check into a motel 6 and kick the walls out, when I’m rage’n on my stick I’m going balls out. Ignored by people much too long, maybe that’s why I wrote this song. Man I’m tired of playing the underdog.

    Finally the media’s eyes open up. Dinosaurs by the roadside broken up, dreaming and crying for the glory dayzz, still lost in one of my sprays. Man of the future? Or man of the past? Fact of the matter is now here to last, cos I ain’t going away, sooner or later, somebody’s going to have to pay ‘cos I’ll be so damned big they can’t get out of my way.

    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?
    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?

    People in the industry would like to dismiss me, just because I don’t grovel like a lot of you sissys, that I see are kissing butt. What? You can give me product, that’s cool I guess, that way I can go and trade the product for sess. I need money to live, you got a head like a sieve? What’s the problem you got shit in your ears?

    You gotta be blind not to see, all the lines extreme nobody’s sicker than me, I can’t take it no more we are getting nowhere,
    I should……………………………………?, I’m gettin air in the lip, next thing I know you’re on some kind of ego trip. Don’t get me wrong I love air in the pipe, but when I do an air I’m usually risking my life.

    Getting back to the subject from which I’m addressing, I’m tired of you puppets and all your BS-ing. Put your money where your mouth is, and start fessing right in front of your friends, I’m gonna teach you a lesson.
    So what you tie wearing fools got to say to me? Shut the hell up and make the check pay to me, tell me where’s the integrity?

    One day you’ll be begging me but by then it will be much too late ‘cos everything in my world will be custom hand made. You have to see my proposal man you can see it today.

    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?
    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?

    Getting raw at Squaw feeling ten feet tall, just having a ball I’m here to tell you all about one of the baddest – the man who has attained ambassadorial status. Call him Nickolata call him Perata, call him …………….? I’d have to say nada, he’s my equal and my bro brah, lethal as a cobra, ollie of the jump, poppin off the side down a whole damned crowd of people ………………

    50-foot air point n tuck ‘cos I want to more ?? Poke & spin then I stick it like it’s never been stuck before. Oh-oh, ski patrol, we got them right in our path, I look at Nick. Ha! We just laugh. Their faces turn red as we blast overhead. Nick styles a backflip, I throw it front. We both stick it – it’s a routine stunt. Point it straight now we’re running our fastest. Patrol’s trying but they can’t get catch our asses, besides we can’t let ‘em we don’t even got passes.

    Run across the parking lot get into this chicks car. She wants to “do it” you cuz we are stars. Back in the pad we work her over and then slap a high five, and trade ends. There’s nothing like doing a ho with your friend. It ain’t if you win or lose when we play, it’s how many rules can we break? I could say more but what can I say?
    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?
    We do it my way this is my resume
    We do it my way what did I say?

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1jg
      says:

      Amazing. Thank you. I think the line after “50-foot air point n tuck ‘cos I want to more” is something about a 40 and rum and coke?

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  5. -8 Vote -1 Vote +1really?
    says:

    You guys are just figuring this shit out? Great detective work…..seems a like dated info. Farmer rules, you don’t.

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  6. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1cornfused
    says:

    the days of 190cm boards

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  7. -16 Vote -1 Vote +1Jocking
    says:

    2 days in a row of jockin this guys nuts. what gives unofficial?

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  8. +7 Vote -1 Vote +1KRS ONE
    says:

    Rap is something you do,
    Hip hop is something you live

    Shawn is a rapper

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  9. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    Gotta love the old school stance! I cant even imagine trying to stomp a 40 footer with my feet that close together

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  10. -4 Vote -1 Vote +1OG
    says:

    skiers have been copying snowboarding since snowboarding’s birth. where did half pipes come from? where did modern freestyle events come from? were did current ski fashion come from? snowboarding, as lame as it can be sometimes, saved the skiing industry, and stirred up what was becoming a stagnant situation. even the shape of skis changed after snowboarding came around. copycats.

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    • +6 Vote -1 Vote +1best quote ever
      says:

      “to ski powder, is to waste it” – Shawn Farmer

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    • +2 Vote -1 Vote +1SB4L
      says:

      You’ve got to appreciate that the two sports have a symbiotic relationship. Mutually beneficial, and feeding off each other equally. As a snowboarder, who once skied, I can see both sides and it’s alllll good.

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      • +4 Vote -1 Vote +1OG
        says:

        you said it well. i ski when the snow sucks, it’s better that way. snowboard when there’s pow to surf. it’s better that way.

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  11. Vote -1 Vote +1richo
    says:

    Noah was and still is the most stylish rider to ever rip.bombs the chutes, butters off 30 footers and made pokes cool. His triple poke in pocohantas is sick
    Those were the days, Kelly airs, flannel shirts and a bunch of wild riders hukn off anything. And tom Burt fn ruled the steeps

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  12. Vote -1 Vote +1Agent P
    says:

    Doors back round riff. Blood in the streets its up to my ankles.

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  13. Damn those decks are looooooooong dong! Like 190 for sure. Good stuff!

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  14. Vote -1 Vote +1averageRider
    says:

    Farmer Rips it! Literally, on top of Mainline Pocket in 1992, my bro and i see him get into his bindings, take a look at his line, rips a huge fart, jumps into the line and nails a 30′er. He’s definitely been a favorite rider, even before i memorized the song lyrics when the VHS came out.

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  15. Vote -1 Vote +1Jake L.
    says:

    Def got a Tribe Called Quest feel to it. nice.

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