Ha! Ha! This is perfect! What area posted these signs?? We all forget that skiing is about fun and laughing at yourself.
Clearly photoshopped… you can tell by the pixels.
Well hello captain-ruins-all-the-fun.
I actually used CorelDraw, not Photoshop. Now I know that I did a good job if you had to analyze the pixels and comment about it. Did you think that the signs might actually be real? What a Douchbag.
They should be real
:people yelling (PIZZA FRENCH FRIES) but not the food.
: The people that posted above me
That was my first post on the unofficialy website. I am 12 years old. And my dad said that I ski better than you do. So quit making fun of people.
This kid is awesome ^
points for the little man
seen all these except a snowboarder building jumps at a resort? is this common in some places?
Yeah not in the middle of a blue run, that’s for sure.
These would all be blue squares in Wyoming
Wyoming is rectangle. Is it even a state???
Double Black Diamond
Life long telemark skier sliding sideways down the slope in an awkward rhythmic pattern ruining even more snow than the beginner snowboarder.
Lifelong tele skier realizing his pot stash is finally empty…..looks down and screams ” these bindings SUCK!”
Snowboarders have a blind side on 50% of their turns
yea but they can look behind themselves (up hill) to check for traffic on 50% compared to 0% for skiers. using your logic at least…
ya gotta watch out for those blind side turns. they’ll getcha
Toe side is over rated
That is pretty funny, but where did it come from? Who made it? Where did you find it?
Let’s give some credit to the creator please!
This was originally on CollegeHumor, I think.
Good skiers are going so f..ing fast they don’t need to look behind them.
What’s-a behind me is not important.
you’re a real soup bone…
LMAO at the intermediate sign, need to add “old persons terrifying downed snowboarders until they see the geezers really can steer around them and stay upright going over that lump you just built.”
They need to include one for catwalks — row of snowboarders sitting down, creating a wall, killing all of your speed.
if you don’t learn from these signs, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Thanks for another informative website. The place else may just I get that kind of info written in such a perfect means? I’ve a challenge that I am just now working on, and I’ve been at the look out for such information.
couldn’t have summed it up better! if these signs are for sale anywhere it would be great!
Just look at the background around the actual sign. Every one of them has the same exact background… still funny tho
p.s. sorry to be a kill joy
Black diamond- skiers standing on top of run scoping their line & pole whacking for 20 min
Hey man, always gotta whack your pole. Safety first
I like how skiers always complain about snowboarders sitting down on a run. Ok that’s one object to go around.
How about when a skier falls and all of a sudden it’s an obstacle course. Instead of one person sitting, you have a body sprawled out, a ski ten feet above him, another ski somewhere above that, a pole that made its way to the other side of the run, and another pole somewhere else. Now you’ve got five land mines to dodge.
I’d say a fallen skier is a way bigger issue than a fallen snowboarder. So all you skiers should probably just stfu on that topic.
We haaaave a winner! Well that’s about folks thanks for coming out.
Or you could stop and help them? So much hate! ……. hilarious
This spring the Colorado State Legislature will be deliberating changes to the Skier Safety Act, including: “Skier’s must yield to the downhill skier/rider and snowboarders must yield to the toe-side skier/rider.” to account for the different fields of vision,
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