Porcupine Attacks Skier at Alta

Next time you see a Porcupine at Alta RUN! Porcupines = loathsome little buggers. 

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  1. Crested Buttey says:

    that what you get for riding alta

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  2. snowdady says:

    what a little prick!!!

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  3. HaytinHater says:

    Alta another long traverse ahead

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  4. Mike says:

    You’re not supposed to feed him or get too close to him but tourists just go right up to him and feed him anyway. It’s about time this happened.

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  5. 3 says:

    Alta needs snowboarders to fend off dangerous animals such as the porcupine.

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  6. Chip says:

    Amazed no-one shot it.. or sued the hill..

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  7. mtbchik says:

    Darwinism…

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  8. helihapi says:

    Go back to New York and leave Porky alone!

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  9. Art Vandelay says:

    Alta is for porcupines?

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  10. joni says:

    Must be the same one that bit a friend of mine at Alta a few weeks ago…

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  11. achronamous says:

    i didn’t know porcupine were fans of snowboarding

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  12. Ding Dong Duck says:

    Was there that day and passed that porcupine by Supreme, funniest shit ever

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  13. quill on the hill says:

    i saw that fucker on first chair

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  14. Bdm says:

    Someone better get checked for rabies.

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  15. Montanaslamma says:

    His name is spikes, couple weeks ago I saw him run a 70 year old off into the stream bedd right there and the dude was screaming bloody murder at people on the lift for help, serves the wanders right feeding him like its a petting zoo, i’d spike the guy

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  16. mdskier says:

    LOL Alta sez “unmarked obstacles may exist or present themselves at any time.”

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  17. mikep says:

    fuck snowboarding. keep alta pure.

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  18. youngmono says:

    Alta is for JONGS!

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  19. Sow says:

    Lets put that little guy with a skier and a snowboarder. Which one would he bite first?

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  20. Anonymous says:

    That porcupine seems like a stuck up, territorial jerk. Which is why he fits in perfectly with the rest of the people there.

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  21. bigDickJackson says:

    “Use your pole”

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  22. Chris B. says:

    Damn…and you guys think this is funny shit, huh? A porcupine chewing on my leg as I watch it do its trick is not my idea of a fun time. These animals carry rabies and God only knows what else. You peeps must be as dumb as you look and sound in this piece…I’m glad I’m not waiting for any of you to do the right thing and swat that porky up the side of his head…Yikes!

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    • ANDREW B says:

      FUCK YOU DEBBIE DOWNER. YOU RUINED MY GOOD TIME WITH YOUR INCESSANT BITCHING

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    • Igor says:

      Well, shouldn’t have antagonized it. I got chased by a fucking Moose in Sugarbush (much scarier than a porcupine) and you don’t hear me complaining now do you.
      I thought it was pretty funny.

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    • dork says:

      Oh noooo you got attacked by an overgrown hamster and now you are whining about people making fun of you. haha

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  23. Freakshow says:

    wild animals live there, we just vist, don’t fuck with them

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  24. Ian says:

    This was only the beginning. Next, us snowboarders will release the lions, snakes and honey badgers on Alta.

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  25. Anonymous says:

    ha

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  26. eey says:

    This person/these people included in the video are stupid! We are the intruders here you morons. I’ve had plenty of porcupine related experiences at the bird, from a distance and they are magical wonderful animals! We need to learn how to be less disruptive. You make Americans/Skiers/Little Cottonwood Riders LOOK STUPID!

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  27. DJ says:

    In Vermont you get attacked by Moose… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8UrY-UXw58

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  28. haha says:

    alfs crew must be feeding them french fries again

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  29. Lost Doobie Brother says:

    There a many porcs at Alta. One hangs by the Supreme lift. He does not “attack”, he simply goes from person to person begging for a handout. I have many pics of said porc climbing up my kids legs looking to get some grub. Stupid humans feeding them is the real problem…

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  30. steve says:

    Kudos for not whipping out a pistol and killin’ it guys!!

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