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 “more than half of college-aged males regularly get stoked”

The youth is now, more than ever, susceptible to being stoked. The establishment is skeptical of the stoke levels among young males, and rightfully so; because we are clearly having more fun than them. Claims have been heard that excessive stokage can be dangerous, but only in the most extreme cases has an overly stoked human invited danger. Over-stokage can potentially lead to self-endangerment, but usually the ride is worth the risk. So, why all the uproar about rising levels of stok in young males?

“I know personally the effects of getting stoked can last a lifetime.”

 

About the author

Charlie is from Telluride, CO where he has grown up skiing. Charlie moved to Whistler this year after completing college to join the Unofficial team. He is a raft guide in the summer and skis between Unofficial posts in the winter.

3 Comments

  1. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1stokage
    says:

    “where my fuckin homies at!”

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  2. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1Skittle
    says:

    funny but sooo old

    Reply
  3. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Warren
    says:

    This was on the onion a few years ago

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