beer chart

Credit: Tracey Robinson, NMRPP

It is often said that you can tell a lot about a man’s sexual preference by what beer he drinks. Now, thanks to Tracey Robinson, you can get a good idea of how he votes as well.  As it turns out, to the surprise of no one, Lone Star drinkers are vastly Republican but hardly vote. Microbrew drinkers on the other hand tend to lean democratic and have a high turnout rate. 

Here are some more interesting statistics about what your beer might be saying about your political life:

  • If your looking to score with that wacky political science major who believes that not voting is a crime grab a Sierra Nevada who’s drinkers have the highest turnout rate.
  • Corona (a Mexican beer) is drank by Democrats who can’t vote.
  • If you want to play if safe and mask your political convictions grab a Bud Light or Miller High Life. It seems that all Americans enjoy Lagers.
  • PBR did not even make the list because never in the history of the brew has a single PBR drinker ever made it out to vote.

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17 Comments

  1. Zach says:

    Would drinking your own beer fall under the micro-brew category?

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    • don't blow it says:

      If you drink your own beer it probably means you vote third party “on principle” and screw it up for the major party that most closely aligns with your values. Just buy someone else’s beer for f’s sake! ;)

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  2. -bob duato- says:

    bad

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  3. Peter says:

    Hahaha I kept looking for PBR on the chart…then I read the bullets. I agree from experience…

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  4. Hairfarmr says:

    I drink PBR and I vote…Obama Biden 2012 !!!

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  5. Cheep Bastard says:

    Sierra Nevada therefore I vote…for neither of the clown shoes. Gary Johnson

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  6. chronamous says:

    I drink microbrews an dont give a fuck..

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  7. chronamous says:

    Lagunitas – the best beer on the mountain

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  8. jahn knob says:

    yuenger!!!

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  9. cbiz says:

    The editor of this article used the word your.

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  10. Igor Fokeev says:

    Where is the PBR?

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  11. dtepper says:

    Where’s Heady Topper?

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  12. Robert Scalzi says:

    Bullet point 4 is Bullshit – I have voted in every election since 1981 and down quite a few PBRs

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