If you’ve seen Travis Rice’s “Art of Flight”, you’ll love this. If you haven’t seen it, we’ve got the intro to “The Art of Flight” below for ya . T-Rice basically acts like the coolest mofo on Earth in the opening segment (because he is). Then gives us some insight on how to achieve awesomeness via voiceover.
Scott Gaffney & Squaw Valley came up with this spoof. Mullet Rice gives off the same badass attitude and voiceover advice on life, but via a snowllerblader’s point of view.
The whole point to this Pain McShlonkey madness = to not take yourself nor skiing & riding too seriously and to remember that it’s really just all about having fun.
Thanks for making this guys. Can’t wait for the Pain McShlonkey this weekend at Squaw.
The 2nd Annual Pain McShlonkey Classic will be held this Friday and Saturday @ Squaw Valley USA.
GET YOUR TICKETS for the After Party on Saturday March 24th before they SELL OUT! Go to www.shanemcconkey.org
Wax your snowlerblades and get ready for one of the most extreme events this season. The 2nd Annual Pain McShlonkey Classic will feature a Hot Dog Downhill, Extreme Small Mountain Snowlerblade Invitational, and a HUGE 80′s after party at OVL. You definitely don’t want to miss this one!
You can buy your after party tickets here – Pain McShlonkey Classic After Party Tickets

As great as the Art of Flight is, it definitely gets WAY to serious at times. This spoof could not have been better!
Love that he packs a Salomon bag with a K2 sticker on it.
yeah that was hilarious
Only 30 people are going to be aloud to compete!!! What the hell!
Wishing this was a full length production! It’s time to start training for Alaska.
Imagineliving in squaw and having nothing better to do with yourself. What a fucking waste of life. Move to jackson allready
jackson? so on the first weekend of april when you close we can move back here fore 2 more months of skiing? dude, after the worst season EVER, we are only 60 inches below you in total snowfall. i bet we overtake you before the end of march, mr. hater
I’d rather split board the teets than ride around a resort….well I’d rather be in AK but not all of us are able to have expenses paid for yet like t.rice. I also have another month left, or more of running lifts that I’ll only thoroughly have fun by getting extremely intoxicated.
Question 1 Donner dood….do you own a beacon? If you don’t you should most likely keep your comments to yourself or a close friend
Anyone know if Tainted Love will be playing the Saturday after-party like last year?
So this is what he was doing, I saw him walking around the village with that bag and in the mullet and vest on friday. Good work!
Nailed it.
Outfuckingstanding.
HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA
great spoof. No intro to a movie should ever be that long!!!
Thanks Gaffneys, UN, and Y’all for that bit-O Awesome
BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAA
Sick video props need to go to Matt Palmer. His first year as Squaw’s cinematographer (his first year anywhere, actually), and he’s KILLING it! Way to go Matt!!!