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5 Items Under $5 That YOU Should Have In Your Daypack [Part 1]

Duck Tape - $3.49: It has been proven by scientists that Duck Tape is the most versatile stuff on the planet. So far humans have found 12,876,523 uses for Duck Tape so why would you not have some in YOUR pack. mygofer.com

SOL Emergency Blanket - $4.00: Vacuum-metalized polyethylene reflects 90% of your body heat. Bottom line, if the sun goes down and your still up on a mountainside this one item can save your life. Other uses for a good emergency blanket are; keeping an injured friend warm, attracting attention, building a shelter and covering up gear to keep it dry. surviveoutdoorslonger.com

Utility Cord – $4.50: Whether its to build a sled to get an injured companion off a mountainside, fashioning a shelter to hunker down for the night, threading it to make fishing line / snare lines, utility cord will prove invaluable in an emergency situation. 50ft of utility cord is super lightweight but will still provide you with approx. 400 lbs of tensile strength.  rei.com

Lighter / Matches – $1.00: A good fire will not only keep you warm and dry but will provide a huge psychological boost when you may need it the most.

T.P. – $1.00: Good for wiping butthole’s and starting fires. Plus, girls always seem to need this item but never seem to have it.

What item under $5 would YOU recommend for a fellow skiers daypack?

21 Comments

  1. +17 Vote -1 Vote +1Reno local
    says:

    a whistle

    Reply
  2. +8 Vote -1 Vote +1Crazy1
    says:

    Sunblock 50+

    Reply
  3. +11 Vote -1 Vote +1JonnyF
    says:

    A $5 bottle of wine….

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  4. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1JonnyF
    says:

    But honestly…. Some protien bars.

    Reply
  5. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1.
    says:

    water, whistle, knife, food bars

    Reply
  6. +8 Vote -1 Vote +1Wadsworth Shuttlecock
    says:

    One condom, for the bear who has its way with you when you are hiding under your emergency blanket.

    Reply
  7. Vote -1 Vote +1Sam
    says:

    Nine volts and steel wool.

    Reply
  8. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1A
    says:

    I would atleast swap the TP with newspaper, which can be used for the same purposes but is usually free, it can also be read giving some psychological help, and is better for starting fires.

    Reply
  9. +6 Vote -1 Vote +1O'Doyle Rules!
    says:

    I don’t go anywhere without a compass.

    Reply
  10. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1Kyler
    says:

    Personal experience. Signal mirror.

    Reply
  11. -4 Vote -1 Vote +1Darren Ralphs
    says:

    Gaffer’s tape blow duct tape away. But I guess you get what you pay for.

    Reply
  12. Vote -1 Vote +1Timmy Boo
    says:

    Shot Blocks…duh

    Reply
  13. -4 Vote -1 Vote +1duh
    says:

    CELL PHONE!!!!!!!!!!! even in you don’t have service bring one

    Reply
  14. Vote -1 Vote +1boner patrol
    says:

    TP? fuck that. wiping your ass with snow is incredible, i keep a stocked mini-fridge in my bathroom.

    Reply
    • Vote -1 Vote +1Kyler Roush
      says:

      I agree, snow is amazing and leaves work well too. Instead bring dryer lint and Vaseline. Heck if you get lonely while lost you’ve got lube too.

      Reply
  15. +3 Vote -1 Vote +1Mmmm
    says:

    David Hasselhoff blow up doll with lifesize genitalia

    Reply
  16. +7 Vote -1 Vote +1Meat Haus
    says:

    … a 1/4 oz.

    Reply
  17. Vote -1 Vote +1mdskier
    says:

    No-Fog cloth

    Reply

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