Sexual intercourse in the wilderness is a risky act in of and by itself. Sunburn, sand in hard to reach places– not to mention the possibility of a crusty old park ranger walking into the scene– asking a stereotypical porno-style question like, “you folks got a permit for that?” It’s enough to make anyone squeamish about doing the wild thing in the woods.

And while you can’t actually obtain a permit for banging in the backcountry, you can get fined– just ask these two love birds who are getting hell for filming the naughty in Spain’s Penon de Calpe national park reports The Mirror. The video, titled, ‘Quickie in Penon de Calpe,’ features the two kissing on a seaside bluff before things escalate. Sexual intercourse is just part of the deal and although we haven’t watched it, we trust the Mirror’s description.

As far as the fine is concerned, we think if you’re willing to risk the perils of outdoor action, you should be free to do it as long as kids aren’t anywhere in sight.

Find the entire Mirror article here: Brazen couple who filmed in porn video in popular national park could face fine

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