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And it’s not just us. Just ask @SlalomTokyoDrift what he thinks of Lara Gut in particular. Simply put, any heterosexual male skier would have a hard time even talking to the two bombshells I like to refer to as ‘thunder and lightning.’
But that doesn’t answer my initial question, ‘what happened to my invite?’
I truly believe I could have been the perfect lakeside companion. I’d bring a cooler full of beer, Hall & Oates’ Greatest Hits, tanning oil, not to mention strawberries dipped in Swiss chocolate (*sorry Anna). What more could two extremely talented and strong women ask for?
*All I ask is that you consider shooting me an e-invite next time you two plan on kicking it lakeside.