10 Reasons Why Chairlifts Suck!
“The modern day marvel you love to hate.”
#10. The awkward silences.
#9. The awkward conversations.
#8. You need to wait on line just to get on one.
#7. It’s a front row seat to watch your line get poached.
#6. You freeze your ass off and lose feeling in your feet.
#5. Bar down head whacks.
#4. Because your scared of heights.
#3. Wind Holds. Fucking Wind Holds…
#2. They give you time to question your life decisions.
(Why don’t I live here? / What am I doing still living here?)
#1. You need to buy a $145 lift ticket to ride them.