Things You Can't Do Anymore Now That You've Become A Ski Bum

Things You Can't Do Anymore Now That You've Become A Ski Bum

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Things You Can't Do Anymore Now That You've Become A Ski Bum

Photo: Barclay Idsal | Cover Photo: Tim Konrad

Things You Can’t Do Anymore Now That You’ve Become A Ski Bum

– Enjoy a Christmas at home

– Carry health insurance

– Be picky about your sexual partners

– Open a savings account

– Make your mother proud

– Live with less than 3 roommates

– Find a wife/husband

– Ski Canada because of that fucking DUI

– Sleep late on powder days

– Obtain gainful employment

– Go a day without smoking weed/drinking beer

– Shower

– Wait for winter to return

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