1) What do you have in common with KT-22?
Answer: I could lap you all day.
2) Mind if I land in your bomb-hole?
Answer: Yes, I do mind and it’s a posthole not a bombhole… thank you very much.
3) What do you and the mountain have in common?
Answer: You’re both getting 5 inches tonight…
4) Usually I don’t enjoy being caught in avalanches…
But I’d happily get slid so you could probe me.
5) What do you and The Jackson Hole Tram have in common?
Answer: You’re both pretty tight in the morning