The Ripping Grom
These little rippers are great skiers and riders, but they have no fear of crashing into anything or anyone.
Sharing Too Much Info On The Chairlift Guy
These guys were particularly bad back in 2009 when they lost their jobs as general contractors and their girlfriends left them. Everyone is out here to have a good time. Don’t kill the mood by telling everyone how life in a ski town has left you alone and penniless.
Telemark Skier
We don’t know what’s the worst part about telemark skiers: 1) The fact that all they want to talk about is why they choose to tele. 2) The fact that they smoke all your pot. 3) Or the fact that they’re always like, “Hey wait up… I’m on teles bra”.
French People
French People and lift lines don’t mix. They are rude, pushy and generally smell of baguettes. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Squaw Valley’s Mountain Manager
If you are looking to avoid getting your pass pulled, we recommend staying away from this guy.