10 Qualifications to be a Dirtbag Skier 1.Have to drive a pre-outback Subaru 2.Must have sleeping arrangements in vehicle, back of truck bed, VW westfalia etc. 3.Duct Tape to Gear Ratio exceeding 2 to 1 4.You have to know everything about everything mountain 5.Your lunch consists of free saltines mixed with ketchup, mayo, and mustard 6.Lots of knowledge about all the cool new gear, but no motivation to earn, buy, or attain such items 7.Weed before rent 8.You stomp and rage on any visitors in your way (Jackson has the shoulder chip on the way to 4 pines) 9.Instead of being "over it" you claim that you are "under it" because you are so low key that you are behind the scenes. 10.Claiming that you are a "local" in a transient ski town, when your birth certificate says Joey Doucher P.O.B Potsdam, NY

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this guy with the double eyewear…isn’t 1 pair enough?

10 Qualifications to be a Dirtbag Skier

  1. Have to drive a pre-outback Subaru
  2. Must have sleeping arrangements in vehicle, back of truck bed, VW westfalia etc.
  3. Duct Tape to Gear Ratio exceeding 2 to 1
  4. You have to know everything about everything mountain
  5. Your lunch consists of free saltines mixed with ketchup, mayo, and mustard
  6. Lots of knowledge about all the cool new gear, but no motivation to earn, buy, or attain such items 
  7. Weed before rent
  8. You stomp and rage on any visitors in your way (Jackson has the shoulder chip on the way to 4 pines)
  9. Instead of being “over it” you claim that you are “under it” because you are so low key that you are behind the scenes.
  10. Claiming that you are a “local” in a transient ski town, when your birth certificate says Joey Doucher P.O.B Potsdam, NY
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