skier vs mountain guide

Top 10 reasons to be a skier not a mountain guide.

  1. POWDER TURNS.  Lots of unregulated, pick your poison, POWDER TURNS.
  2. SKIING – on the down, not trudging to your death.  Slog-fest’s are optional on skis.
  3. PB&J’s – will be an everyday occurrence / Better be hiking for soul turns to balance out the monotony.
  4. GIRLS – think pro skiers/snowboarders are way cooler and actually have meaning in this world.
  5. MOUNTAIN GUIDES – have to think about insurance & Shit / “send it” & “It’s all good” is way more fun!
  6. SKILL It takes more athletic ability to free-ride Mt’s. / Guides are the workhorse of the industry.
  7. NO BRAINER – Having fun with your buddies relaxed ripping lines / Making people pay lots of $$ to do lame shit.
  8. GO LIGHT ‘ TOUR FASTIs a lame way to approach life.  Always hungry, tired, and pissed off. 
  9. GO BIG OR GO HOMEIs way more real life – life is short, so “git er’ dun” and JUST GIVE’R.
  10. With all the GEAR in being a MOUNTAIN GUIDE there is no way your smoking the reefer! (DAMN what a buzz-kill).

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