Top 10 reasons to be a skier not a mountain guide 1.Powder turns 2.Skiing on the down, not trudging to your death 3.Either way PB&J's will be an everyday occurence / Better be hiking for soul turns to balance out the monotany. 4.Girls think pro skiers/snowboarders are way cooler and actually have meaning in this world. 5.Mountain guides have to think about insurance and shit / "Just give'er" and "It's all good" is way more fun! 6.SKILL - It takes more athletic ability to freeride mts. Guides are the workhorse of the industry. 7.No brainer - Have fun with your buddies being relaxed ripping lines / Making people who pay lots of $$$$ do lame shit. 8.GO LIGHT ' TOUR FAST - Is a lame way to approach life. 9.GO BIG OR GO HOME - Is way more real life - life is short, so "git er' dun" 10.With all the GEAR in being a MOUNTAIN GUIDE there is no way your smoking the reefer! (DAMN what a buzz-kill)

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Top 10 reasons to be a skier not a mountain guide

Top 10 reasons to be a skier not a mountain guide.

  1. POWDER TURNS.  Lots of unregulated, pick your poison, POWDER TURNS.
  2. SKIING - on the down, not trudging to your death.  Slog-fest’s are optional on skis.
  3. PB&J’s - will be an everyday occurrence / Better be hiking for soul turns to balance out the monotony.
  4. GIRLS - think pro skiers/snowboarders are way cooler and actually have meaning in this world.
  5. MOUNTAIN GUIDES - have to think about insurance & Shit / “send it” & “It’s all good” is way more fun!
  6. SKILL - It takes more athletic ability to free-ride Mt’s. / Guides are the workhorse of the industry.
  7. NO BRAINER - Having fun with your buddies relaxed ripping lines / Making people pay lots of $$ to do lame shit.
  8. GO LIGHT ‘ TOUR FASTIs a lame way to approach life.  Always hungry, tired, and pissed off. 
  9. GO BIG OR GO HOMEIs way more real life – life is short, so “git er’ dun” and JUST GIVE’R.
  10. With all the GEAR in being a MOUNTAIN GUIDE there is no way your smoking the reefer! (DAMN what a buzz-kill).

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11 comments
  • Hello

    I think you make stupid nonsensical posts on here just to stir shit up. i have said it before and i am sure i will say it again, but this has to be one of the dumbest posts ever on unofficial.

    kudos jack. you douche.

  • brian

    i usually feel bad for the writers on this site that get ripped apart by internet trolls, but this guy is really bad. and every time he does one of these top 10s, the comments are like a public stoning, and yet he keeps going with no discernible change

    i mean, im not going to stop coming to the site, but can we try another angle here jack? please?

  • Bryan

    A good top 10 list is always good, but you just post nonsensical bull shit. Enjoy going big you illiterate half wit

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