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Does nature know what’s in store for the 2012-2013 winter? Some people believe that nature has a way of telling us if a harsh winter is just around the corner. They turn to the behavior of plants and animals to determine how much wood will need to be chopped or if this is the winter to buy a snowblower. There are countless ‘Old Wives Tales’ that have been past down from generation to generation to help determine the veracity of a approaching winter. Here are 20 of the more widely known indicators.

20 Earthly Signs of a Harsh Winter Ahead

  1. Thicker than normal corn husks
  2. Woodpeckers sharing a tree
  3. Early arrival of the Snowy owl
  4. Early departure of geese and ducks
  5. Early migration of the Monarch butterfly
  6. Thick hair on the nape (back) of the cow’s neck
  7. Heavy and numerous fogs during August
  8. Raccoons with thick tails and bright bands
  9. Mice eating ravenously into the home
  10. Early arrival of crickets on the hearth
  11. Spiders spinning larger than usual webs and entering the house in great numbers
  12. Pigs gathering sticks
  13. Insects marching a bee line rather than meandering
  14. Early seclusion of bees within the hive
  15. Unusual abundance of acorns
  16. Muskrats burrowing holes high on the river hank
  17. “See how high the hornet’s nest, ‘twill tell how high the snow will rest”
  18. Narrow orange band in the middle of the Woollybear caterpillar warns of heavy snow
  19. The squirrel gathers nuts early to fortify against a hard winter
  20. Frequent halos or rings around sun or moon forecast numerous snow falls.

How do you predict a harsh winter ahead? 

21 Comments

  1. +7 Vote -1 Vote +1WhaWha
    says:

    If I get a boner every morning except on 11/1

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  2. -3 Vote -1 Vote +1scrotie mcboogerballs
    says:

    If Conan O’Brien does the string dance in his opening monolog on September 3.

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  3. -13 Vote -1 Vote +1------------- | ------------------
    says:

    If my ball hair grows beyond 3″

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  4. +9 Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    Pigs gathering sticks. What about hippies looking for firewood?

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  5. +4 Vote -1 Vote +1Bugbear
    says:

    With all the fuck’in spiders in my house the east coast will be like Baker according to this.

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  6. Vote -1 Vote +1Sowers
    says:

    Saw a giant ring around the moon during the spring time and some halos every now and then. Spiders are also trying to get into my house more than usual recently. F#$@! you damn spiders are everywhere!

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  7. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1tony montana
    says:

    Cocaine has more fish scales

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  8. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    Multitudes of Yellow Jackets!

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  9. +6 Vote -1 Vote +1Aaron
    says:

    An extended Unicorn mating season.

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  10. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1J Rad
    says:

    When my matchstick tan has barely gotten the chance to wear off.

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  11. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1rubyrampaige
    says:

    Chipmunks & squirrels have been VERY busy!!
    I saw halo around the moon tonight~~ I think it’s gonna be a great winter!!! imho

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  12. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Brandon Walsh
    says:

    If Unofficial posts an article hyping the winter

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  13. -2 Vote -1 Vote +1chronamous
    says:

    all that shit happened last year an we got nothin..

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  14. -2 Vote -1 Vote +1jawflappin
    says:

    unofficial posted this exact post (almost) last year hyping up the winter. dont jynx us again by predictong a huge winter just because you see some squirrels burying pine cones. no more winter hype please, leave that to tahoeweatherdiscussion

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  15. -2 Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    Bears breaking into the Jigga Dome

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  16. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Captin Kook
    says:

    Above average alchohol consumption in a population

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  17. Vote -1 Vote +1Hella
    says:

    Spiders are good for winter and medical crops!

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  18. Vote -1 Vote +1Sandwich Queen
    says:

    I have not purchased any powder skis, so we should be in for a big winter.

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  19. Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
    says:

    on the west coast here we had a REALLY great winter 2 years ago and last year sucked. It is always known that here 2 la nina (name of weather pattern)years together, the first is awesome snow fall and the second is crappy for skiers/boarders but then the winter after those 2 years will be at least back to normal snow falls. maybe not awesome but at least a good base with some decent powder on top from time to time. [I only know this from working at a resort and from my college degree so hope it helps]

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  20. Vote -1 Vote +1anonymous
    says:

    if i wake up with a massive boner august – december

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    • Vote -1 Vote +1Anonymous
      says:

      Well I guess we are safe!! If you are boasting about something being massive its probably as big as your thumb and fantasizing makes you feel better about it! Good luck wit dat! lol

      Reply

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