this guy with the double eyewear…isn’t 1 pair enough?
10 Qualifications to be a Dirtbag Skier
- Have to drive a pre-outback Subaru
- Must have sleeping arrangements in vehicle, back of truck bed, VW westfalia etc.
- Duct Tape to Gear Ratio exceeding 2 to 1
- You have to know everything about everything mountain
- Your lunch consists of free saltines mixed with ketchup, mayo, and mustard
- Lots of knowledge about all the cool new gear, but no motivation to earn, buy, or attain such items
- Weed before rent
- You stomp and rage on any visitors in your way (Jackson has the shoulder chip on the way to 4 pines)
- Instead of being “over it” you claim that you are “under it” because you are so low key that you are behind the scenes.
- Claiming that you are a “local” in a transient ski town, when your birth certificate says Joey Doucher P.O.B Potsdam, NY