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Kelly Sildaru, Finn Finestone, Aspen Spora… hang it up, you’re over the hill. Competition is fierce in the world of freeride skiing and snowboarding, which is why you best get to it at an early age. When did you first learn to pizza and french fry or cloverleaf to the bottom w/o spraining a wrist? At the age of 4, maybe 3? Ha, that’s nothing. Meet Ava Marie, 1 year old, born to shred. Perhaps barely nimble enough to walk on her own yet has enough balance to glide and stop on a snowboard. I wouldn’t be all that surprised if she has already inked a deal with Burton – can you sign with finger paint?

What’s next for Ava? How about something more practical, like potty-training (no, that’s not a new trick). I think she wants pow like the rest of us – she’ll be thigh deep with just 6” – jealous! Actually, I think I saw her boosting out of the Super Pipe a couple days ago (I’ll try to poach some shots).  Actually, what’s next for Ava is snowblindness if her parents don’t get her some eye protection. Oakley?

PS: You haven’t seen this video!? Where’ve you been!? This thing has over 1.2 million views on YouTube! Already seen Ava shred at age 1? Watch Ava shred at age 2 (getting that sponsor-me reel going at a young age, aren’t we).

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Colin Farrell - you may recognize him from blockbusters such as PhoneBooth, SWAT and Miami Vice... Yet, Colin has traded in the glitz of Hollywood for the glam of Ski-Bum-dom. Unofficial says, "good choice!"

11 Comments

  1. Vote -1 Vote +1heckler
    says:

    Rad! Hey little girl, want some candy

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  2. +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Charlene
    says:

    I love how in some of the shots you can see adult beginners sitting on ground, just watching her. You know they’re thinking, “thanks, now i really feel like sh#t.”

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  3. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Cognitive_Psych
    says:

    This is adorable!!! But I’m a little concerned that the helmet doesn’t appear to be covering her frontal lobe.

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    • +2 Vote -1 Vote +1Colin Farrell
      says:

      Or the fact that for a good portion of the video she doesn’t have a helmet covering ANY of her lobes.

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  4. -1 Vote -1 Vote +1Matias
    says:

    Watch for pedo snowboard bear !!

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  5. Vote -1 Vote +1dontbeakook
    says:

    no helmet…on a kid that cant talk…whos strapped to a snowboard…that cant control it…

    what the fuck parents!?!!!

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  6. Vote -1 Vote +1Jo
    says:

    Simmer down the kid is hardly heavy enough to tip over the board,much less go fast enough to get hurt, and she was wearing a helmet.

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  7. +1 Vote -1 Vote +1Chris
    says:

    So easy even a one year old can do it

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  8. Vote -1 Vote +1alex W
    says:

    get the kid some effing glasses.

    Reply

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